01 6 / 2012
MAC Hey, Sailor! Collection
Gosh MAC just really knows how to get me…a nautical makeup collection! LOVE!
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30 5 / 2012
Sure you don’t need a man… But when you’re all tucked in bed with the lights off and panic because you can’t remember if you locked the front door, it sure is nice to know you can ask him to get up and do it. Because you know the minute you get there you’re going to have to look out the peep hole to check if there’s a murderer. And that is terrifying.
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20 5 / 2012
Do you think the Kardashians own all the companies that make hair extensions? I just ask because after a few hours of watching the reruns on E! I found myself googling how much hair extensions cost as if it’s something I might want to get. That’s some powerful advertising.
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20 5 / 2012
how do all of the kardashians pull off a middle part? wtf.
I wonder the same thing all the time.
(Source: oh-of-kors, via oh-of-kors)
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16 5 / 2012
Thoughts that went through my head today.
I always think of myself as a Bethenny Frankel but what if I’m a Vicky Gundelson? Is there really even that much of a difference? It’s like they are 23% different. But really only .3% similar. I prefer to think of myself as a Bethenny. But well adjusted and probably 15 lbs heavier.
24 4 / 2012
"I often talk a lot and then say ‘tweet’ and my imaginary assistant is then supposed to tweet my thoughts. But she never does. That bitch is fired"
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24 4 / 2012
I have honestly cared less when some people I know in real life told me they’re pregnant. This made my day yesterday. And now I’m watching their show and crying hysterically about Mama DePandi being worried for her daughter. Even though I 100% know she makes it through the surgery.
Then I did a Facebook search for Mama DePandi. No good results. Darn it.
Congrats to Giuliana and Bill!
(Source: thesevenationarmy)
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